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Analysis by Dr. Dennis Neder : "Denalysis" |
A collection of ideas
and general musings
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One of the best
things about being a heterosexual male is never
having to bleach your winker.
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As was said on the
show last week, "Dad, thanks for not pulling out."
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Obama plans sweeping
financial and health care reforms: only the wealthy
will be allowed to get sick. The poor will provide
health care.
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Wow! I think I'm in
love! Or, is it lust? It's getting harder and harder
to know the difference.
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First is was Chastity
Bono. Will Rosey O'Donnell be next? I'm not sure how
she's going to look as a girl.
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Alright Sarah Palin,
it's time to pull up your big-girl panties and come
join the rest of us at the adult's table.
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OMG! I think I just
heard my dogs plotting my demise, but the joke's on
them. They don't know how to use a can opener.
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Ok, even by my
standards, last night was just weird!
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Urban math: spring
rain + doggie door = two soggy-doggies and one muddy
floor.
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I remember watching
Johnny Carson late at night when I was a little kid
thinking, "what am I doing up so late?" Where's mom
and dad? What's that weird noise?
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I used to have a
photographic memory, but I think my SD card is full.
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Apparently, 40 is the
new 30, black is the new pink and low self-esteem is
the new high self-esteem.
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Starbucks: McDonalds
is trying to crush you in the coffee market. Start
making french fries.
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